Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Bawful After Dark: April 13, 2010

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Tony apparently got a whiff of Al Jefferson's armpit stank

There's just one more night to go in the regular season. Remember when the Memphis Grizzlies were playing well earlier in the season, and Z-Bo and crew had playoff aspirations? The disappointment has finally gotten to coach Lionel Hollins:


Kenyon Martin = DENIED

While we're watching Youtube clips, here's one shared in the WOTN comments by an anonymous reader:

Adonal Foyle, Greatest Basketball Player Ever

And finally before the pictures... While not basketball-related, I know many of our readers will appreciate this moment of fantastic basebawful. Thanks to AnacondaHL for sharing this:



Worst of the Night in Pictures:


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The most depressing place on Earth. It's like Bizarro Disneyland


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Latrell Sprewell likes Scott Brooks' style


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You know it's bad when Mike Woodson skips right over the facepalm and goes straight to the headpalm


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(Read this to yourself in a hushed tone like you'd hear in a nature documentary on the Discovery Channel)
"The Birdman swoops down from behind to attack its prey"


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Stan Van Gundy isn't excited by the game -- he just didn't believe he could stoop down like this and not split his pants


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"You! Get me a celebratory doughnut!"

Nationally Televised Games:
Celtics at Bulls: Can we please put this battle for the 8th seed in the Leastern Conference playoffs out of its misery? I'm tired of pretending like it's relevant.

Nuggets at Suns: The Nuggets are out of contention for the #2 seed in the West, but they can clinch their division and tie the franchise record for most wins in this game. Unfortunately they haven't won a game in Phoenix in years.

All The Other Games:
Jazz at Warriors: And yet another team in the middle of that Western Conference playoff race! And yet another team that is completely and totally irrelevant. I trust you can figure out which one is which. Screw this game. Go read this completely freaking insane article instead.

Kings at Lakers: The Lakers have dropped six of nine. The Kings Purple Paupers are, well, just terrible. So, yay! A final irrelevant battle of California teams! (Wait, the Lakers and Clippers play tomorrow? Shit.)

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